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fartstance
That subtle and clearly recognizable slight raising of a rump cheek, to allow a fart to freely escape.
fartstance by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2018
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fartsteak • fartspeak • Fartstead • Fart- Stealer • fartstagram • fartstunkcal • fartstack • Farmspeak • Farmstead • Farsneaky
fartstack
fartstack by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004
Farmspeak
FarmVille player 1: 1 EGG...TY!!!
Farmville player 2: YOU RECEIVED A GOLD CHICKEN...TY!!
Non-FarmVille playing normal human: Stfu, and stop spamming my wall with your Farmspeak!
Farmville player 2: YOU RECEIVED A GOLD CHICKEN...TY!!
Non-FarmVille playing normal human: Stfu, and stop spamming my wall with your Farmspeak!
Farmspeak by caixtyreze May 4, 2010
Fart Steak
Adjective. Occurs when you cut a fart, but instead shit yourself. Similar to a "Shart", however, a fart steak has a definite form.
I'd love to walk over and see you from my present location, but I just made a fart steak in my pants.
Fart Steak by Kah-Kah Bum May 20, 2009
fartspeak
A voluble, involuntary speech impairment that the political animal inflicts upon his hearing audience. When asked for the truth, he invariably responds with bullshit -- i.e., "fartspeak," which is usually not so elevated a form of discourse as to qualify either as "bullshit artistry" or as "spin doctoring."
EXAMPLE:
"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."
"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.
"Oh, come on. Like they { the military brass } don't lie to Congress."
"They { these military asshats } spin to Congress."
"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"
"'Fartspeak'?"
"That's what we called it on the hill { Capitol Hill }, said Cessy.
-- Orson Scott Card, in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced", on page 140.
"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."
"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.
"Oh, come on. Like they { the military brass } don't lie to Congress."
"They { these military asshats } spin to Congress."
"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"
"'Fartspeak'?"
"That's what we called it on the hill { Capitol Hill }, said Cessy.
-- Orson Scott Card, in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced", on page 140.
fartbeak
fartbeak by Roger Melsinate October 17, 2006
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Ratfucker
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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