fartsteak

(färt'stāk) n. a sour-flavored, over-salty cut of beef.

My chopped steak at Outback turned out to be a fartsteak.

by MaBuck January 7, 2008

fartstance

That subtle and clearly recognizable slight raising of a rump cheek, to allow a fart to freely escape.

Look at that fartstance, there’s no question he has terrible gas!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2018

fartstack

A seemingly never-ending succession of farts, lined up in a geometric or linear pattern.

Gee Bob, did you see Jim and his fartstack earlier today? I thought it would never end.

by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004

Farmspeak

The slang used by the highly annoying players of the highly annoying Facebook game FarmVille.

FarmVille player 1: 1 EGG...TY!!!

Farmville player 2: YOU RECEIVED A GOLD CHICKEN...TY!!

Non-FarmVille playing normal human: Stfu, and stop spamming my wall with your Farmspeak!

by caixtyreze May 4, 2010

Fart Steak

Adjective. Occurs when you cut a fart, but instead shit yourself. Similar to a "Shart", however, a fart steak has a definite form.

I'd love to walk over and see you from my present location, but I just made a fart steak in my pants.

by Kah-Kah Bum May 20, 2009

fartspeak

A voluble, involuntary speech impairment that the political animal inflicts upon his hearing audience. When asked for the truth, he invariably responds with bullshit -- i.e., "fartspeak," which is usually not so elevated a form of discourse as to qualify either as "bullshit artistry" or as "spin doctoring."

EXAMPLE:

"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."

"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.

"Oh, come on. Like they { the military brass } don't lie to Congress."

"They { these military asshats } spin to Congress."

"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"

"'Fartspeak'?"

"That's what we called it on the hill { Capitol Hill }, said Cessy.

-- Orson Scott Card, in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced", on page 140.

by Dinkum September 4, 2013

fartbeak

someone who farts and then denies it, someone chicken son-of-a-bitch who farts and then runs away

things never worked out between Pete and Wilma, he was too much of a fartbeak

by Roger Melsinate October 17, 2006