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Adjective. Occurs when you cut a fart, but instead shit yourself. Similar to a "Shart", however, a fart steak has a definite form.
I'd love to walk over and see you from my present location, but I just made a fart steak in my pants.
by Kah-Kah Bum May 20, 2009
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(fรคrt'stāk) n. a sour-flavored, over-salty cut of beef.
My chopped steak at Outback turned out to be a fartsteak.
by MaBuck December 17, 2007
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