Farmstead

Giant man baby with XL head, good dick drawer though. Loves a good winge and extremely loud and offensive belches in the face, struggles with daily tasks which a 4 year old could probably perform. Also likely to hear him listening to screaming You Tube videos and shitty wrestling commentary.

Luke: Hi farmstead, could you possibly do a collection for me?
Farmstead: AHHHHH! I'M NOT THE ONLY 1 WITH A LICENSE (screams an angry balloon headed trev)
Luke: Why are you the way you are Farmstead? (shakes head in disappointment, beard going nuts)

Farmstead by Rovers1875 April 2, 2018

Fairstead Estate 

Known also by locals as 'The Stead'

1) Council Estate on the outskirts of King's Lynn, Norfolk.
2) Shit Hole
3) Place to visit if you wish to score drugs, alcohol or to be shot
4) Widely considered to be a home from home for London Rejects

1) If you want to get stabbed or catch a Disease; come to Fairstead Estate

Fairstead Estate by slipper foot September 29, 2011

Farmster 

A hipster who works on a farm, usually for slave wages, because it's "authentic." They can be often spotted on weekends at urban farmers markets, where they extol the virtues of home-made cheese and fresh vegetables like a glassy-eyed member of a religious cult.

That farmster was cute, but she wouldn't shut up about her garlic. She talked about it like some people talk about Jesus.

Farmster by Tom Tom Tommy N July 12, 2011

Farmspeak 

The slang used by the highly annoying players of the highly annoying Facebook game FarmVille.

FarmVille player 1: 1 EGG...TY!!!

Farmville player 2: YOU RECEIVED A GOLD CHICKEN...TY!!

Non-FarmVille playing normal human: Stfu, and stop spamming my wall with your Farmspeak!

Farmspeak by caixtyreze May 4, 2010

armstead 

The most amazing name for a man. He is sweet, funny, caring, hot, and great in bed. He is kind of a video game nerd but leads a social life he loves to be outside and hang out with friends. He is a Greek God

Kaylee: Hey who's that cool guy everyone's taking about?

Boy: oh that's Armstead

armstead by Nxx0ne December 20, 2016

Farmster 

a rather ratty motorcycle that no longer had a roadgoing purpose, pushed into service on the farms by a needy shepherd or the local lads to 'scramble' round the fields.
This has its origings in post war motorcycling typical of austerity during the late forties and fifties where usable farm transport was limited.

The only concession to making it more useable was worn military pattern tyres. This is now emerging as a desirable custom motorcycle style as folk look to the old styling for inspiration.

The shepherd is out in the hills on the old farmster to check on his flock

Farmster by Flying =m= September 11, 2012

Fartstead 

A fart that lingers way too long. Kinda like its homesteading and its there to stay.

She let out some gas and it wont go away, in fact its a fartstead.

Fartstead by Faucethands October 23, 2007