Giant man baby with XL head, good dick drawer though. Loves a good winge and extremely loud and offensive belches in the face, struggles with daily tasks which a 4 year old could probably perform. Also likely to hear him listening to screaming You Tube videos and shitty wrestling commentary.
Luke: Hi farmstead, could you possibly do a collection for me?
Farmstead: AHHHHH! I'M NOT THE ONLY 1 WITH A LICENSE (screams an angry balloon headed trev)
Luke: Why are you the way you are Farmstead? (shakes head in disappointment, beard going nuts)
Farmstead: AHHHHH! I'M NOT THE ONLY 1 WITH A LICENSE (screams an angry balloon headed trev)
Luke: Why are you the way you are Farmstead? (shakes head in disappointment, beard going nuts)
by Rovers1875 April 2, 2018
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1) Council Estate on the outskirts of King's Lynn, Norfolk.
2) Shit Hole
3) Place to visit if you wish to score drugs, alcohol or to be shot
4) Widely considered to be a home from home for London Rejects
1) Council Estate on the outskirts of King's Lynn, Norfolk.
2) Shit Hole
3) Place to visit if you wish to score drugs, alcohol or to be shot
4) Widely considered to be a home from home for London Rejects
by slipper foot September 29, 2011
Get the Fairstead Estate mug.A hipster who works on a farm, usually for slave wages, because it's "authentic." They can be often spotted on weekends at urban farmers markets, where they extol the virtues of home-made cheese and fresh vegetables like a glassy-eyed member of a religious cult.
That farmster was cute, but she wouldn't shut up about her garlic. She talked about it like some people talk about Jesus.
by Tom Tom Tommy N July 12, 2011
Get the Farmster mug.FarmVille player 1: 1 EGG...TY!!!
Farmville player 2: YOU RECEIVED A GOLD CHICKEN...TY!!
Non-FarmVille playing normal human: Stfu, and stop spamming my wall with your Farmspeak!
Farmville player 2: YOU RECEIVED A GOLD CHICKEN...TY!!
Non-FarmVille playing normal human: Stfu, and stop spamming my wall with your Farmspeak!
by caixtyreze May 4, 2010
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by Nxx0ne December 20, 2016
Get the armstead mug.a rather ratty motorcycle that no longer had a roadgoing purpose, pushed into service on the farms by a needy shepherd or the local lads to 'scramble' round the fields.
This has its origings in post war motorcycling typical of austerity during the late forties and fifties where usable farm transport was limited.
The only concession to making it more useable was worn military pattern tyres. This is now emerging as a desirable custom motorcycle style as folk look to the old styling for inspiration.
This has its origings in post war motorcycling typical of austerity during the late forties and fifties where usable farm transport was limited.
The only concession to making it more useable was worn military pattern tyres. This is now emerging as a desirable custom motorcycle style as folk look to the old styling for inspiration.
by Flying =m= September 11, 2012
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