fartbeak

someone who farts and then denies it, someone chicken son-of-a-bitch who farts and then runs away

things never worked out between Pete and Wilma, he was too much of a fartbeak

by Roger Melsinate October 17, 2006

Fartbeat

The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.

Johnny: "Hey man I think shes dead, or passed out, I dunno!"

Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"

Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"

by Crus_Russ March 16, 2010

fartbeard

a stinking rotten mess of a beard that hasn't been trimmed or washed in a long time. A beard with moldy foodstuffs that goes unnoticed by it's wearer.

Whoa Josh!!! You gotta shave that fartbeard off, NOW!!! Rumour has it that you're a homeless pervert!

by Josh Joseph Delaney June 11, 2007

fartbeard

an unkempt stinking beard with remnants of aged food

I'm glad Josh shaved off that fartbeard, he was a fucking stinking mess!

by Gerald Vandenhoek June 5, 2007

In A Fartbeat

Showing little importance or significance; eventually.

Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.

Person #1: Would you fuck Ted's sister?
Person #2: Eh, in a fartbeat.

by Dumpology September 20, 2010

FartBean

a term used to describe a person of a weird stature or foul odor in combination. Most often used by dave/allison in Northfield, Ohio when refering to a mitsubishi SUV.

Allison's car most definitely is a FartBean.

by Fat Dego April 6, 2007

fartbeat

When you fart to the rhythm of your hear beat.

After running a mile, Mike decided to fartbeat. It was quite entertaining.

by lordpoop October 12, 2010