fartroa

poo all over your face

Im gonna fartroa

by Fartroa July 3, 2022

fartboarding

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

Fartload

Noun: a unit of measure exactly one tenth the weight of a shit ton (not to be confused with ass ton, which corralates with the amount of weight your pickup truck can haul.)

There's a fartload of cucumbers on this vine.

by Nature's weight June 3, 2017

fartload

Not quite a shitload but still a whole lot. Significant due to the extreme number of fart molecules in on flatus; but not as substantiative as a shitload as farts are gaseous and shit is solid (usually)

I was unable to find a copy of "Sleepless in Seattle" like my wife requested but, unfortunately for me, Blockbuster had a fartload of them on sale previously viewed.

by Carlix February 7, 2003

Fartrape

A) When a farter forces a known target to smell a fart. Sometimes done for revenge, but always without consent or apology.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.

I walked into my boss's office just before his Monday afternoon status meeting and fartraped him. I hope he likes Taco Bell.

by Davendork November 10, 2010

farthoarding

The compulsive behavior of farting in mason jars or ziplock baggies and saving them forever or gifting them to loved ones.

My father practiced farthoarding which often resulted in very exciting and special birthdays for any recipient; it was really the only way he could express affection!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021

Fartractions

Amount of time between farts when you're about to dump

When is the next rest stop? My fartractions are only 20 seconds appart

by Tireguy78 May 14, 2011