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fartboarding
A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.
Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.
fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011
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Fartload
Noun: a unit of measure exactly one tenth the weight of a shit ton (not to be confused with ass ton, which corralates with the amount of weight your pickup truck can haul.)
Fartload by Nature's weight June 3, 2017
fartload
Not quite a shitload but still a whole lot. Significant due to the extreme number of fart molecules in on flatus; but not as substantiative as a shitload as farts are gaseous and shit is solid (usually)
Fartrape
A) When a farter forces a known target to smell a fart. Sometimes done for revenge, but always without consent or apology.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.
farthoarding
The compulsive behavior of farting in mason jars or ziplock baggies and saving them forever or gifting them to loved ones.
My father practiced farthoarding which often resulted in very exciting and special birthdays for any recipient; it was really the only way he could express affection!
farthoarding by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021