fartgoat

The person or thing that you blame when you yourself fart audibly, but you don't want to admit it.

Dude, yesterday I ripped a nasty one, but I used Mark as my fartgoat so people didn't think it was me.

by CaptainCrunchberry February 8, 2015

Fartgot

When you fart aloud but forget that there is someone nearby within earshot.

I was in the kitchen when I fartgot that there was an AirBNB guest staying with us!

by benjy jackson June 9, 2018

Fartgot

When you fart then forget about it, then you wonder what that horrible fucking smell is.

What’s that horrible fucking smell?! Oh yea I fartgot.

by godsfuckbuddy September 24, 2018

fartgatorrr

A random word that my friend Mimi made up one day for fun

Mimi join the discord call and yelled fartgatorrr at me because she could.

by Wet mush March 13, 2022

fartgating

When somebody stands too close behind you on an escalator and you take your revenge by farting on them.

Shopping lady: "Have you seen that dead person at the bottom of the escalator?"
Shopping man: "Yes, she is a victim of fartgating."

by steveinakld March 13, 2022

Fartboat

Fartboat (noun)
Pronunciation: /ˈfärt-ˌbōt/

A term for a boat in which one or more individuals continuously emit loud, disruptive flatulent sounds while traveling down a river or waterway. These sounds are often so frequent and noticeable that they disturb nearby boats and passengers.

As the fartboat cruised past, its passengers' uncontrollable flatulence created a cacophony of sounds that sent nearby kayakers paddling quickly to escape the overwhelming stench and noise.

by Cuntmir Toufag November 28, 2024