fartgoat
Dude, yesterday I ripped a nasty one, but I used Mark as my fartgoat so people didn't think it was me.
fartgoat by CaptainCrunchberry February 8, 2015
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Fartgot by benjy jackson June 9, 2018
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fartgating
When somebody stands too close behind you on an escalator and you take your revenge by farting on them.
Shopping lady: "Have you seen that dead person at the bottom of the escalator?"
Shopping man: "Yes, she is a victim of fartgating."
Shopping man: "Yes, she is a victim of fartgating."
fartgating by steveinakld March 13, 2022
Fartboat
Fartboat (noun)
Pronunciation: /ˈfärt-ˌbōt/
A term for a boat in which one or more individuals continuously emit loud, disruptive flatulent sounds while traveling down a river or waterway. These sounds are often so frequent and noticeable that they disturb nearby boats and passengers.
Pronunciation: /ˈfärt-ˌbōt/
A term for a boat in which one or more individuals continuously emit loud, disruptive flatulent sounds while traveling down a river or waterway. These sounds are often so frequent and noticeable that they disturb nearby boats and passengers.
As the fartboat cruised past, its passengers' uncontrollable flatulence created a cacophony of sounds that sent nearby kayakers paddling quickly to escape the overwhelming stench and noise.
Fartboat by Cuntmir Toufag November 28, 2024
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.