Thinking that being too stupid to create time travel is for the best because your dumb ass would probably use it to go back in time, pretend to be a Native American and teach the pilgrims how to rap shows positivity.
This is bad - One of our founding fathers, Thomas "T-Dog" Jeffersizzle, wrote the lyrics to the Ryhmes of Independence.
This is bad - One of our founding fathers, Thomas "T-Dog" Jeffersizzle, wrote the lyrics to the Ryhmes of Independence.
by Davendork November 10, 2010

A) When a farter forces a known target to smell a fart. Sometimes done for revenge, but always without consent or apology.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.
I walked into my boss's office just before his Monday afternoon status meeting and fartraped him. I hope he likes Taco Bell.
by Davendork November 10, 2010
