fartleck

Someone who enjoys the smell of their own fart

An insult, such as "move out of my way fartleck"

fartleck by Hon.English EDU January 14, 2015

fartlocker 

1. Rear-end, tuchus, rump, ass (especially of a woman).

Did you check out the fartlocker on that bitch?

fartlocker by Miles January 19, 2005

Fartlek 

Fartlek, (Swedish: “Speed Play”), approach to distance-running training involving variations of pace from walking to sprinting aimed at eliminating boredom and enhancing the psychological aspects of conditioning.
In simple terms, starting as a jog , slowly increasing your speed and ending it as speed run.

This treadmill workout is a fartlek workout that will not only help improve your speed, but also help prevent boredom on the treadmill.

Fartlek by YourUrbanPerson March 4, 2022

fartlick 

It is a running term meaning that, after you warm up and have been jogging for a few minutes, you run hard for one minute, slow for one minute, hard for two minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for three minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for two minutes, slow for one minute, hard for one minute, slow for one minute, and then you start over.

Unfortunately, it is not an amusing definition.

On Thursday, for cross country, we did fartlicks. It sucked.

fartlick by Julianna Giovanna October 9, 2006

the fartlocker

any room of the home in which a distinct odor builds up. in most cases this room is where a member of the household with a flatulance issue is sent for an unknown period of time or until they're able to take care of the issue.

"Yo Tom if you keep cutting the cheese over there man you'll be making a trip to the fartlocker."

the fartlocker by sphillips609 March 8, 2010

fartlek 

From the German translation 'Speed Play', fartlek is a training exercise used by distance runners to increase their anaroebic capacity. This increases racing performance greatly by allowing muscles to better cope with the lack of oxygen associated with high-intensity activities. The process involves speeding up to race pace for several minutes, then jogging for several minutes, repeating until workout is over.

Uli did 2 hours of fartleks yesterday to get ready for the Seattle Marathon, he's insane!

fartlek by Leif June 10, 2006

Fartlock Holmes 

1) one who smells the flatus and won't rest until they find out who tooted the butt bugle; higher prevalence in females.

2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.

Kris: "Damn dude, Kelly Sepulveda is always picking up on my ass creepers. I'm like so embarrassed and stuff"

Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."

Fartlock Holmes by weenus222 November 4, 2010