Definitions by weenus222
Fartlock Holmes
1) one who smells the flatus and won't rest until they find out who tooted the butt bugle; higher prevalence in females.
2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.
2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.
Kris: "Damn dude, Kelly Sepulveda is always picking up on my ass creepers. I'm like so embarrassed and stuff"
Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."
Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."
Fartlock Holmes by weenus222 November 4, 2010