Whale-Chomp

The act of accidentally squeezing the testicles very roughly between closed, bent legs.

origin: The thighs, when opened and closed, look like a whale's mouth.

Carlos whale-chomped himself.

by Miles May 19, 2004

doves

20" chrome rims fo ya pimp mobile!
don't let rimshiner's shine your doves

Woah! check out those doves man!

by Miles May 27, 2003

Guido Hatzis

Greek adonis/legend known for his ability to attract women and kickboxing ability. Has gained a cult following among the highly educated. See also "The besht."

Quote: "Where there's me, there's ladies."

by Miles November 25, 2003

fartlocker

1. Rear-end, tuchus, rump, ass (especially of a woman).

Did you check out the fartlocker on that bitch?

by Miles January 19, 2005

spunkington

a human sized home wrecker who cant stop smoking and has too many gatherings

yeh everyone is going round spunkingtons for a smoke and to wreck homes

by miles April 19, 2003

Nantucket Red

1. A Particular shade of red, bright with a slightly faded look.
2. Basically, it's the WASPiest color ever.

Did you get the new J. Crew catalogue? They have these really cute Nantucket Red khakis...

by Miles October 4, 2004

meaty thigh

The portion of the body sited above the knee, below the waiste and on the inside of the leg. Usually touched by Uncles, preists and dads. Well Paul's is.

The priest gasped when he saw the little boys meaty thigh and he popped 300,000 boners per sec and almost fainted. But no, he grabbed it and rubbed his penis on it and came all over it and then got sued for a million dollars for not licking his mess off.

by Miles March 29, 2005