Miles's definitions

willows

Willows is slang for cum/jizz. It's seen in the snoop song "pimp anthem"

"dripping willows on satin pillows"

by Miles June 19, 2005

Guido Hatzis

Greek adonis/legend known for his ability to attract women and kickboxing ability. Has gained a cult following among the highly educated. See also "The besht."

Quote: "Where there's me, there's ladies."

by Miles November 25, 2003

Whale-Chomp

The act of accidentally squeezing the testicles very roughly between closed, bent legs.

origin: The thighs, when opened and closed, look like a whale's mouth.

Carlos whale-chomped himself.

by Miles May 19, 2004

funksta

Someone who jams funk on his bass. See Miles.

Check out that funky shit
That guys a funksta!

by Miles May 27, 2003

George W

A bush, or shrub

Origin: From George W. Bush

"Dan Elm fell into the George W's on the side of the house"

by Miles May 22, 2004

54

Police lingo for negative.

That's a 54 on the stolen intrepid (mine).

by miles July 13, 2004

teefer

slang term for the reefer
(as coined by the Gazebos)

Hey McWrath, want to smoke some teefer / get teefed?

by miles May 21, 2004