fartlecock
fartlecock by Woulfeman October 11, 2010
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fartlocker
fartlocker by Miles January 19, 2005
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the fartlocker
any room of the home in which a distinct odor builds up. in most cases this room is where a member of the household with a flatulance issue is sent for an unknown period of time or until they're able to take care of the issue.
the fartlocker by sphillips609 March 8, 2010
fagglecock
fagglecock by mikebrid November 19, 2011
Fartlock Holmes
1) one who smells the flatus and won't rest until they find out who tooted the butt bugle; higher prevalence in females.
2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.
2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.
Kris: "Damn dude, Kelly Sepulveda is always picking up on my ass creepers. I'm like so embarrassed and stuff"
Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."
Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."
Fartlock Holmes by weenus222 November 4, 2010
Fartcock
Fartcock by Bitch ass cookies December 6, 2021
fartcockle
When a male has ejaculated into a partner's asshole he lays down and their partner farts the cum out of their ass and into the man's mouth. This can also be done to another partner, not necessarily the man who provided the semen. This is the case with 3'some's and orgies,etc... ; see cockle for reference
fartcockle by Felix Pundi January 2, 2009
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