fartlecock 

the awkward moment when a gay lover finds dry turd at the tip of his penis

Eduardo was really pissed when he found a fartlecock after his night with Mark

fartlecock by Woulfeman October 11, 2010

fartlocker 

1. Rear-end, tuchus, rump, ass (especially of a woman).

Did you check out the fartlocker on that bitch?

fartlocker by Miles January 19, 2005

the fartlocker

any room of the home in which a distinct odor builds up. in most cases this room is where a member of the household with a flatulance issue is sent for an unknown period of time or until they're able to take care of the issue.

"Yo Tom if you keep cutting the cheese over there man you'll be making a trip to the fartlocker."

the fartlocker by sphillips609 March 8, 2010

fagglecock

a spastic bird chested cocky pompous arrogant know it all little prick

when a friend has to much to drink and smoke.Then they turn into fagglecock.

fagglecock by mikebrid November 19, 2011

Fartlock Holmes 

1) one who smells the flatus and won't rest until they find out who tooted the butt bugle; higher prevalence in females.

2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.

Kris: "Damn dude, Kelly Sepulveda is always picking up on my ass creepers. I'm like so embarrassed and stuff"

Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."

Fartlock Holmes by weenus222 November 4, 2010

Fartcock 

It is when a woman fart on a man's penis and then proceeds to give him a handjob

I got a fartcock last night bitch ass bitch

Fartcock by Bitch ass cookies December 6, 2021

fartcockle 

When a male has ejaculated into a partner's asshole he lays down and their partner farts the cum out of their ass and into the man's mouth. This can also be done to another partner, not necessarily the man who provided the semen. This is the case with 3'some's and orgies,etc... ; see cockle for reference

Marty's breath smelled like buffalo wings after 'Tasha gave him a fartcockle.

fartcockle by Felix Pundi January 2, 2009