fartlick

It is a running term meaning that, after you warm up and have been jogging for a few minutes, you run hard for one minute, slow for one minute, hard for two minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for three minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for two minutes, slow for one minute, hard for one minute, slow for one minute, and then you start over.

Unfortunately, it is not an amusing definition.

On Thursday, for cross country, we did fartlicks. It sucked.

by Julianna Giovanna October 9, 2006

fartlick

I first heard my cousin Cory using this term a few months ago. Her intelligence is near non-existent so I presume she was not the first to come up with this term. I am unsure of its exact meaning but you get the idea.

Novica is a fartlick.

Eww, you fartlick!!

by Nik K. January 5, 2005

Fartsickle

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.

Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?

by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

fartlocker

1. Rear-end, tuchus, rump, ass (especially of a woman).

Did you check out the fartlocker on that bitch?

by Miles January 19, 2005

the fartlocker

any room of the home in which a distinct odor builds up. in most cases this room is where a member of the household with a flatulance issue is sent for an unknown period of time or until they're able to take care of the issue.

"Yo Tom if you keep cutting the cheese over there man you'll be making a trip to the fartlocker."

by sphillips609 March 8, 2010

fartdick

1. noun; a mean and loathsome person

"Grant is a fartdick for not letting me play with his new legos."

"....Mom, you are a fartdick for not giving me chocolate milk every night for dinner."

by Marianne Wille May 13, 2005

fartlicious

a person farting with a malicious intent to stink up the joint

so, you come to your sister's birthday party and as she f the candles, you let out this massive fat. That's absolutely fartlicious!!!

by GolanGirl October 15, 2010