fartimacy

The familiarity a person shares with another whereby farting is casual and comfortable in the presence of one another.

I'd worked with this guy for years but it wasn't till we shared a hotel room at convention that we became fartimates. When we got back to work the next week we'd achieved fartimacy.

by elkevelvet January 20, 2018

Fartiac Arrest

A period of uncontrollable farting.

dude, I can't stop farting." "yeah, you must be going into Fartiac Arrest

by ROBB726 January 11, 2011

fartifacts

The lingering effects of gas that has been passed.

Even though Tyrone farted 30 minutes ago, the fartifacts are still unbearable.

by Trae C. February 20, 2008

Farmacy

Your weed provider

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeet, I'm finna go head out the farmacy and get this new strain called the holy ghost. You ain't never heard of that before huh?

by KJOMATIC January 3, 2019

Fartifact

The medical term for trace amounts of feces that stain the seat of underwear.

Pateint: "Doc, I blew up the toilet twice today. And when I saw my drawls, they was full of skid marks. What's the technical name for that?"

Doctor: "Fartifact."

by big_daddy_brad March 8, 2011

fartmachine

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

by tank December 13, 2004

fartiac arrest

a condition occurring when bowel gasses build up without release shooting upward to the chest region causing pains normally associated with heart attack

After a lengthy buffet session at the Golden Corral, Harliss keeled over in the church pew. The paramedics subsequently arrived and soon calmed the distraught parishioners pronouncing a simple case of fartiac arrest.

by Fushimoro January 1, 2012