4 definitions by Trae C.

knobjokey

A person who makes jokes about door and cabinet knobs, but is often misunderstood to be a knobjockey.

Did you hear the hilarious one that knobjokey told about the oak door who met the elm cabinet?

by Trae C. March 21, 2008

speakerphonbia

A deathly fear of participating in conversation on a speaker phone.

Liz's extreme case of speakerphonbia limited her ability to find an office job.

by Trae C. February 25, 2008

fartifacts

The lingering effects of gas that has been passed.

Even though Tyrone farted 30 minutes ago, the fartifacts are still unbearable.

by Trae C. February 20, 2008

honkybine

An Anglo-American prostitute.

She was working the streets as a honkybine to pay the rent.

by Trae C. February 20, 2008