Fushimoro's definitions
a condition occurring when bowel gasses build up without release shooting upward to the chest region causing pains normally associated with heart attack
After a lengthy buffet session at the Golden Corral, Harliss keeled over in the church pew. The paramedics subsequently arrived and soon calmed the distraught parishioners pronouncing a simple case of fartiac arrest.
by Fushimoro January 1, 2012
Get the fartiac arrestmug.