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JPEG Artifacts 

When a picture has been reposted hundreds of times by different people across the Internet, to the point where the compression from being screenshoted and uploaded has become noticeable. This could be noticable blurriness, distortion, or pixelation.
I've seen this meme posted on so many accounts, I can see the JPEG Artifacts.
JPEG Artifacts by renabeth September 7, 2020

Bartifacts 

Any items liberated from a bar, restaurant or club without the permission or knowledge of the bar, restaurant or club owners.
Last night my buddy mined up some sweet pint glass bartifacts from the pub.
Bartifacts by grisgris1 February 13, 2010

Mexican Artifacts

Any trash that you find buried in your yard that you know Mexican workers were.
Wayne: While digging in my yard today me and my dad found some Mexican Artifacts
Stephen: Really? what were they?
Wayne: O you know re bar, Carl's Junior bags, and nails
Mexican Artifacts by Zorloc March 24, 2009
The medical term for trace amounts of feces that stain the seat of underwear.
Pateint: "Doc, I blew up the toilet twice today. And when I saw my drawls, they was full of skid marks. What's the technical name for that?"

Doctor: "Fartifact."
Fartifact by big_daddy_brad March 8, 2011

fartfactory 

A person who has chronic gas can be called a fartfactory
You fart a lot in your sleep, your such a fartfactory!
fartfactory by ATLSteve June 2, 2011

factsfactsfactsfacts 

Person 1: Hey did you catch the game last night?
Person 2: no.
Person 1: factsfactsfactsfacts
Person 2: woah, for a second there i thought you were gonna call me a factsfactsfacts
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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