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The medical term for trace amounts of feces that stain the seat of underwear.

Pateint: "Doc, I blew up the toilet twice today. And when I saw my drawls, they was full of skid marks. What's the technical name for that?"

Doctor: "Fartifact."

by big_daddy_brad February 21, 2011

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