webs

A type of footwear, most commonly trainers

Mate, i just bought a new pair of Webs from the Market

by Steven Kirkpatrick October 8, 2007

Webs

Imaginary item over a female or males genitals if it has been along time since they had sex. It's like a cob web over a unused doorway.

"Kim, how is your sex life?"
"Been a few months for me."

You must be covered with webs, I'll have to clean them off you!"

by oralb69 March 20, 2014

webs

a web is a "weekend bastard", someone who rents a house for the weekend is a complete and total asshole.

"Those webs think they run the place."

by gobacktophilly August 16, 2009

Webs.com

Webs.com is a website-builder tool used by small businesses and communities. They boast a drag-and-drop builder so simplistic that a drunk 90-year-old could handle it, and an absolute knockoff of Weebly.com's for more than triple the price.

Also, their customer service representatives are probably robots.

How do I get a refund from those creeps at Webs.com?

by anditwasamazing October 12, 2016

vag webs

a vagina which hasn't been used for years. to escape vag webs, simply cover vagina walls with a white sheet.

A: Can I eat you out?
B: Can you ever! Oh wait a moment, I have to dust my vag webs

by samanth. July 25, 2006

Turd Webs

When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.

Gerry, if you still have turd webs go to the bathroom and clean them out with some TP.

by CTGalinNJ October 21, 2010

spider webs

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance

ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts

by ray-ray91 August 17, 2006