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Fartilepsy
A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.
Fartilepsy by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
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fartiel • Farticle • farticle accelerator • fartie • fartilicious • Fariel • farteld • fartelicious • Fartial • Fartial Status
farticles
You contaminated my air with your farticles!
Farticle Collider
Farticle Collider by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009
farticle accelerator
When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.
Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)
farticle accelerator by Ian Akori July 27, 2008
Fartilized
Fartilized by Gailstar January 27, 2009
fartnel
The resulting stench and theoretical stink particulate matter from a fart/flatulent episode. Etymology: slang based on the word "shrapnel", the primary connecting theme being the dangerous particles emitted by the event.
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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