Fartial

A bare-ass fart to the face. One part fart, one part facial.

Did you see that awesome fartial video with those brazilian chicks farting in each others mouths and shit?

by JustSqueezed April 6, 2010

Fartial Status

Basically, how gassy you are. A Fartial Status can be checked after eating at a place that gives you the shitz, such as Chipotle, Taco Bell, McDonald's, and many others.

A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"

Person 1: My stomach hurts like Hell...
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Fartilepsy

A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.

Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fartalicious

an adjective used to describe a fart so neatly potent and crisp-sounding in nature that one can almost picture an illustration of a fart so clean-cut and 'deliciously juicy'

that was an extremely fartalicious fart bertha just emitted

by hemik December 23, 2009

fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

Fartiac Arrest

A period of uncontrollable farting.

dude, I can't stop farting." "yeah, you must be going into Fartiac Arrest

by ROBB726 January 11, 2011

Sir Fartsalot

A nickname for the 45th POTUS because he is passing gas every time he speaks.

Look at Sir Fartsalot as he flails with his panicky little hands!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020