farteld 

When you fart and startle yourself

I was sleeping and I farteld myself and It made me really scared and smelly.

farteld by Aiden8707 February 17, 2017

Fartled

When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.

The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.

Fartled by Rorplup February 3, 2017

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.

when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

Fartender by Michael Geico July 25, 2011

Fartled

Being startled so suddenly that one farts.

Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.

Fartled by lavibot February 18, 2014

I just farted 

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

I just farted by goodlord! January 5, 2021

damn, she farted on my dick 

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

damn, she farted on my dick by theleroy27 February 17, 2017