farthorn

Someone who is insincere and full of bluster

I wouldn’t pay too much notice of her, she’s a farthorn.

by ForestLion June 12, 2025

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Fart Horn

The sound emits when the ass has created a complete seal with the toilet seat and a fart is produced, vibrating through the toilet and makes a distinguished low-pitched sound, audible through walls and floors.

Planted comfortably in a stall in a restroom, Jim heard what could be non-other than a fart horn sounding from the stall two stalls down from him.

by cujo676 March 6, 2013

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Farkhorn

A lesbian bisexual man with three penises and a constant hard-on. Constantly asks for sexual devices and acts from unsuspecting passerbys. When aroused, attacks person(s) and rapes their belly button.

CAUTION: When confronted by a Farkhorn, do NOT run! Their sight is based on movement!

Little Suzie, look out! A farkhorn!

Can you give I give you an Alaskan Firedragon, pretty lady?

Ah no! It doesn't fit in there!

*Rip*

by B Keel May 5, 2005

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Fartcorn

Cheap, store brand microwave popcorn that, when you pop it, smells as if someone passed gas into the bag before it was sealed. It usually tastes like packing peanuts, too.

Little Jimmy: "Hey, mom! Did you just pop some fartcorn?"

Mom: "Must have. My bad. It was on sale."

Little Jimmy: "Well, I ain't eatin' that shit."

by OrangeElixir August 4, 2013

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fartcorn

Popcorn that is made for the primary purpose of diguising fart odors. Note that fartcorn has the smell of normal popcorn until it mixes with fecal gases, often resulting in a slightly burnt/sour odor.

Officeperson 1: "Gross! Do you smell that?"
Officeperson 2: "Yeah, Bryan made some fartcorn to cover up his wicked gas."
Officeperson 1: "Well at least he is trying. Last week he gave 2 rows of the cube farm a major crop dusting."

by Rob Whitson April 3, 2008

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