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Farkhorn 

A lesbian bisexual man with three penises and a constant hard-on. Constantly asks for sexual devices and acts from unsuspecting passerbys. When aroused, attacks person(s) and rapes their belly button.

CAUTION: When confronted by a Farkhorn, do NOT run! Their sight is based on movement!
Little Suzie, look out! A farkhorn!

Can you give I give you an Alaskan Firedragon, pretty lady?

Ah no! It doesn't fit in there!

*Rip*
Farkhorn by B Keel May 5, 2005
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Farkhonda 

Farkhonda can be annoying, funny, and kind. She cheers you up when you’re sad. And she has the best hugs and a relationship can last forever. Be friends with Farkhonda!
Friend: Farkhonda is my best friend!

Teacher: why?

Friend: she always makes me cheer up when I’m sad, and she is very kind!
Farkhonda by iiMarwx October 30, 2021
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farthorn 

Someone who is insincere and full of bluster
I wouldn’t pay too much notice of her, she’s a farthorn.
farthorn by ForestLion June 12, 2025
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004