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Fartporn 

I honestly have no fucking idea but honestly it’s when somebody farts in a p0rn video.
YO JOHN YESTERDAY I DID A P0RN VID AND I JUST FARTPORNED
Fartporn by dayoo66 June 15, 2022

Chinese fart porn 

Person 1: I love chinese fart porn
Person 2: Me too
*intense kissing*
Chinese fart porn by FireBroNigga January 8, 2023

fart porn 

Fart porn is basically one person farting while the other one smells the fart. You get to see what an asshole looks like as you are farting, which makes fart porn very educational as well as pleasing to the eyes.
Gary - Dude, you have to check out this fart porn...people fart, then smell it and they actually enjoy it!

Bruce - You are one sick fuck.
fart porn by Z. Kyle January 22, 2008

Japanese Fart Porn 

Something a man with blonde hair and a gay ass apostrophe in his name will jerk off to every Thursday afternoon at 1:25 pm. He will last exactly 3 minutes and 21 seconds. When he cums he will let out a moan that rivals Polish kids screams from the gas chamber during WW2. His post nut will come out 8 minutes and 6 seconds after he cleans up. Thank you
Is that blonde gay watching Japanese Fart Porn?

brazilian fart porn 

When a person opens there ass and farts and into another persons face, they swallow or breath it in.
Did you see that brazilian fart porn.. not as f***ed as 2 girls one cup though..

alien fart porn 

When two aliens cum inside of each other then take turns farting it back out.
Alien: Mmf~ *farts cum into the other aliens’ fart-hole.

Man: Honey? Why are we watching alien fart porn?
alien fart porn by valkrah July 1, 2022