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to be swept off your feel by a significant other
This guy blustered me today with his hotness.
bluster by Mr. Gold May 4, 2007

bluster bollocks 

Someone who tells his mates he’s gonna destroy someone either verbally or physically.But when he actually sees that someone,he kisses their arse..A blustering,spineless gobshite
Hey i hear Stephen’s gonna go and tell the manager he’s out of order and report him..’No way,he’s all bark and no bite the old bluster bollocks’
bluster bollocks by Johnb34 March 19, 2018

bluster fuck 

to fuck a really fat chick cus she has rolls and more cushion for the pushin.
dude i totally bluster fucked last night

Bluster Shot 

When a number of children are eager to get jabbed so that they could boast to their peers that they were vaccinated and that they would innocently be protected from all coronaviruses and their variants, with near-zero worry of any short- and long-term side effects considering their age and still-developing immune system.
Politicians and pharmaceutical companies are counting on bluster shots to further open up the economy, and to boost their profit, respectively, with little regard for potential long-term negative effects on the health or growth of millions of children, who have quasi-zero say in their vaccination choice.
Bluster Shot by MathPlus December 27, 2021

gun bluster 

Noun

The most destructive gun in all of existence that always aims for the machinev of the target. It is better than any other existing or non-existing weapon or gun, including itself and other upgraded or improved versions. It is originated by Dr. Insanity, Ph.D BFGs, who believed that this gun could solve all problems and paradoxes, including the paradox that it creates.
"Incoming tank! Quick, use the gun bluster to take out the... what the fuck just happened?"

"You can't stop me from taking my own life, I'm gonna do it with my gun bluster... (time seizes to exist)"

exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed. 

replacement for preposterous boast, but alas, which is a replacement for weird flex but okay
John: I ate my pet rat because he turned 1 year old

Timothy: exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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