farthlings

The fries that fall out into the bag.

Are you going to eat the farthlings, too?

by cyclam8 January 17, 2009

hucknall farthing

A common term for a hucknall girl that everyone's had a piece of. Different to most other ' village bicycles' as the analogy is based on the penny farthing, a 'bike' that stands out from all other 'bikes'. In other words a hideous slag that whores herself out to anyone and everyone to appease her small minded insecurities.

"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah of course. Got myself a piece of that hucknall farthing"

"Best get yourself down that clinic tomorrow then son"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

Penny-farthing

1/ Penny-farthing, is a type of bicycle with a large front wheel and a much smaller rear wheel that was popular in the 1800s.

2/ A promiscuous woman who was once known as the town bike in her glory days who hasn't let the passing of time stand in the way of her loose ways.

An older woman who was promiscuous is her youth and remains promiscuous in her old age.

An old town bike.

"See that woman over there in the denim skirt, with a packet of cigarettes in her sleeve..... Penny-farthing!!"

"I'm toey as a Roman sandal... gotta go find myself a Penny-farthing"

by possumbrush78 February 7, 2010

penny-farthing

One of those bicycles with the front wheel really big and the back one really small. No chain, yet the pedals were on the front wheel.

Penny-Farthings are the grandfather of unicycles.

by Pirate Dan June 2, 2003

fartling

A derogatory term for a small child.

At the welfare office, I saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.

by Mr.Savage July 2, 2005

Fartalingus

When your tounging a chicks ass like a five year old licking the bottom of an icecream dish and she farts in your mouth and you lick any excrement ejected.

I was performing fartalingus on Tito’s wife last night and the bitch exploded like a shaken Corona.

by tounginasscheek June 19, 2008

hello earthlings

this is an alien saying; typical alien

"Hello Earthlings"
hi alien

by Abbroxquik199992 October 16, 2011