When your tounging a chicks ass like a five year old licking the bottom of an icecream dish and she farts in your mouth and you lick any excrement ejected.
I was performing fartalingus on Tito’s wife last night and the bitch exploded like a shaken Corona.
Noun, a thick white glob of semen that resembles a slug.
I blasted her with a cum slug in the face and marveled at how it appeared to crawl toward her chin.
A line shaped shit stain left on a pair of girls panties.
Ken: "Remember that hot chick I was talking to last night at the bar?"
Joe: "let me guess, you took her home and gave her the dirty Adolp, right?"
Ken: "I knew it would work when I took off her pants and saw her panty skunk."