fartbarge 

To barge into a room while farting in an angry or otherwise offensive manner. May be accompanied by an attempt to barge into a conversation or other social setting. Often observed most commonly in large-bodied people.

Lydia just fartbarged into the break room, knocked over the coffee maker with her excessive bulk, and told us all to go to hell!

Lizzo finished the encore, and then fartbarged backstage in search of donuts.

fartbarge by ExcessiveBelching June 24, 2024

Fartbanger 

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.

In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.

Fartbanger by Jason L71 December 9, 2007

fartmare 

A night that is interrupted by the unchecked worry that you will fart in your sleep and your partner will realize that you are in fact a normal person and not a more evolved human that has eliminated the need to ever fart.

I could not sleep at all last night. I kept having fartmares and worring that you'd find out I'm not a pretty princess.

fartmare by HessianGeneral March 13, 2019

Fartarded 

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

Fartarded by sloh March 25, 2009

fatburger 

the little known fast food chain owned by magic johnson.

my grandma got a heart attack from too much fatburger.

fatburger by deliman April 30, 2005

fartmageddon 

a fart that is so incredibly stinking and long-range that is seems to be almost apocalyptic

James: Oh damn! You have no shame, man!
Ben: What?
James: You shouldn't have eaten those beans, man! You wanna kill us? Oh, what a stench! It's a bloody fartmageddon you're doing here!

fartmageddon by KurtSteinerPL June 11, 2011

Fartburger 

N. Something that at one point in time would have fetched an excellent market price, but because of seller greed and overpricing it didn't sell and because of market change it suddenly became such a rotten, stinky deal that the item could only be sold below cost.

Jim could have sold his home before the housing market collapse, but he held firm on an astronomical price. Now, he has a real fartburger on his hands.

fartburger.com

Fartburger by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011