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A night that is interrupted by the unchecked worry that you will fart in your sleep and your partner will realize that you are in fact a normal person and not a more evolved human that has eliminated the need to ever fart.
I could not sleep at all last night. I kept having fartmares and worring that you'd find out I'm not a pretty princess.
by HessianGeneral March 13, 2019
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