fartbag 

A one piece ski suit with excellent fart holding properties.

Each fambly member donned a fartbag for a special day of fun on the slopes.

fartbag by Slarty Bartfast February 28, 2008

fartbag 

A bag attached to a tube that is inserted into the anus for purpose of caching fart-gas. A one-way valve at the bag connection prevents dissipation.

A vintage year gas is stored in a fartbag.
A fartbag can be placed in a sandwich, making a "fartbag-sandwich"
Sometimes one may experience a "fartbag-in-the-city" sensation when overwhelmed.

fartbag by bloke October 8, 2003

fartbag 

A bag used for storing farts.

Hey mang u gots any more fartbags left?
If you fart in a bag you can smell it for weeks.

fartbag by sideburn October 9, 2003

fartbag 

a person, typically male, who doesn't appreciate the great things in life, like fart jokes or playstation. typically, fartbags are typically found in frat houses or boy bands

girl: oh, man, did you hear that one?

boy: that's not very ladylike, can i borrow your nail clippers?

girl: quit being such a fartbag

fartbag by cynthia iscool February 5, 2004

Fartbag 

A supremely unpleasant asshole. A fartbag is someone who thinks they're better than everyone else and see themselves as perfect. They try their hardest to find something wrong with anyone and everyone around them.

"That guy in our English class is a total fartbag."
"Yeah. He's so full of himself."

Fartbag by Batmann123199 June 8, 2015

Fartbag 

Fartbag: Fah-art-ba-g färt/bag/
Noun (informal)

1. An individual who's entire being (both figuratively and literally) is comprised of a large collection of nauseating gas emitted from the anus.

"Carrot Top, what a fartbag!"
"I'm worried that if I drive my moms PT Cruiser, everyone will think I'm a fartbag."
"People who wear "FBI: female body inspector" shirts are widely regarded, throughout the world, as massive fartbags"

"Jim McGuire is being such a colossal fartbag."

"Other examples include, but are not limited to: Ann Coulter, litter bugs, MRAs, nazi sympathizers, Dane Cook, people who publicly play the bongos poorly, and anyone who defines the word joke. "

Fartbag by Cocainekatie May 1, 2014

Fartbag 

When your brown eye turns blue

When you get deep inside of him and you pop his fartbag

Fartbag by XxKINGKOOPAxX May 13, 2025