fartaceous 

proud, pompous, above the common "lot"

John's such a fartaceous asshole

fartaceous by slow March 8, 2005

Fartacus

pron. A person who flatulates in a crowded, public place in the hopes of passing the blame onto the masses.

Steve pulled a Fartacus during the movie and, although the crowd whole crowd smelled it, no one knew who dealt it.

Fartacus by jjbizzippo August 24, 2010

Fartacus

First son of Demi god Flatulus - bastard son of great Jupiter - He who wields the mighty lightning and thunder and a lesser sewage nymph Shartia. Jupiter became enamored with Shartia after spying her from his throne on Mt Olympus - reveling in filthy sexual consort of the type the other nymphs won't. Legend ascribes Shartia with introducing scat play to the mighty Jupiter.

Into the coliseum roared Fartacus and he proceeded to blow away all other gladiators!!

Fartacus by Princess Cathryn Of Vulgaria April 13, 2021

fabaceous 

Literally "like a bean," but due to the 'fab' nature of the word, it can be used as an adjective for something cute or fabulous. Could also be used as an interjection.

This shirt is fabaceous! Score!

Danny, you are looking so unfabaceous today.

I just had sex! Fabaceous!

fabaceous by Pavaal January 14, 2011

fartacious 

Having the unique ability to produce farts with alarming frequency, either deliberately or accidentally.

No one ever fell for his "pull my finger" challenges, as he was well known as the most fartacious person around.

fartacious by Rollo & Biff January 4, 2008

Faptacious 

Something that is so amazingly beyond jizzational it is just too much to possibly handle without dropping your kegs and fapping on the spot (WARNING: Use this word with care, it can only be used for the most jizzational things of all).

Brea Bennett is exceptionally faptacious.

Faptacious by Fat Cakes' mum May 18, 2010

Fardacious 

hilarious or based. (used mostly for people and animals)
can also mean that someone/thing is obese to the point of being comical.

A- "Seals are the most fardacious aquatic animals."
B- "He used to be fardacious, but he's much more fit now."

Fardacious by Darkington December 6, 2022