farqward 

Fucking Awkward. Used instead of cussing.

Yo when your mom busted us in the middle of that... that was farqward.

farqward by Byah November 16, 2006

Farquarding 

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.

"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"

Farquarding by Will Beatty June 5, 2013

farkward 

Refers to both the direction and style of walking after one has shart one's self.

1. She clenched and shuffled farkwardly towards the exit.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.

farkward by hategravy September 19, 2009

lord farquard 

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

lord farquard by James Connorson October 21, 2015

Farquard 

1. A random word to break silence
2. A fat limbless puff of fur, resembling a fox
3. A womans secret affair subject

1. "......Farquard"
2. "Aww. Your blue farqaurd isso cuuute~"
3. "I've that that fat bastard is her farquard"

Farquard by Farquardius May 24, 2008

Forqward 

Verb.

1. To anticipate an awkward moment
2. To feel very awkward in a situation
3. A typo

Mate: Dude, you should go up to her and like say hi or something!

Other: it's gonna be forqward

Forqward by albino-b2 June 5, 2010

fartward

A fartward is a name for a person who is boring. Often used when indicating losers.

Julien: Heey gurll
Hebba: ...
Julien: ur such a fartward!

fartward by Chewbacca1234 May 24, 2012