Farquard 

1. A random word to break silence
2. A fat limbless puff of fur, resembling a fox
3. A womans secret affair subject

1. "......Farquard"
2. "Aww. Your blue farqaurd isso cuuute~"
3. "I've that that fat bastard is her farquard"

Farquard by Farquardius May 24, 2008

lord farquard 

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

lord farquard by James Connorson October 21, 2015

Lord Farquaad n Squad

A group of people, whom posses an extreme hate towards ham sandwiches, consists of people named Ikra, Zahra, Aminah, Jasmine and Erin. Of course, not to forget, the leader - Lord Farquaad.

Person 1: Gee, I do hate ham, don't you Zahra?
Person 2: Omg yes Ikra.
Person 3: Yes b
Person 1 & 2: Shut up Aminah Lord Farquaad n Squad are gonna kick you out.

Lord Farquaad n Squad by Lord Farquaad n Squad December 9, 2016

Lord Farquad 

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba

Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

Lord Farquad by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018

Farquarding 

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.

"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"

Farquarding by Will Beatty June 5, 2013

Lord Farquaad 

The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.

Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.

Lord Farquaad by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 28, 2016

Lord Farquaad 

Lord farquaad is a straight up bitch ass motherfucker that wants to fuck Fiona and hates shrek. Also used as a insult

Some Rando: your ugly
You: says you, you Lord Farquaad lookin ass bitch.

Lord Farquaad by ...welp shit. November 22, 2019