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Farquard

1. A random word to break silence
2. A fat limbless puff of fur, resembling a fox
3. A womans secret affair subject
1. "......Farquard"
2. "Aww. Your blue farqaurd isso cuuute~"
3. "I've that that fat bastard is her farquard"
by Farquardius May 24, 2008
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Farquarding

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.
"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"
by Will Beatty June 5, 2013
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lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay
"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"
by James Connorson October 21, 2015
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