Definitions by hategravy

g.e.d.enius 

A person who claims to have specialized knowledge in a field in which they hold no degree and have done no formal studying other than reading an article in the Utne Reader.

He flaunted his g.e.d.enius as he explained hydroponic farming, genetic engeneering and the true meaning behind the 9/14/98 Phish set list.

g.e.d.enius by hategravy September 19, 2009

farkward 

Refers to both the direction and style of walking after one has shart one's self.

1. She clenched and shuffled farkwardly towards the exit.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.

farkward by hategravy September 19, 2009

jerkel

1.v.To act suprised after prematurely ejaculating. Derived from the television character Steve Urkel who was constantly suprised by his own clumsliness.

2. n. semen that has been ejaculated some time during foreplay.

1. After he jerkeled she went into the bathroom and finished herself off with the shower head.

2.Looking down at the warm puddle of jerkel running down her knee he exclaimed, "Did I do that?".

jerkel by hategravy September 19, 2009