Farquarding

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.

"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"

by Will Beatty June 5, 2013

Farquaading

To walk on your knees, assuming the height of the character from Shrek.

She walked on the stage, farquaading as she went.

by The only Lord Farquaad May 10, 2025