farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

farental

when your friends start getting Parental on you.

Man, James was getting all farental on me the other day telling me to clean my room.

by Kent P. June 10, 2008

farkette

a female visitor to fark.com

I am a farkette and proud of it

by farkette October 23, 2003

Farent

Fake parent

The life of a farent is hard: friday night at home babysitting somebody else's kid.
But then again, the mothers a hot milf so bring it.

by Jan the Farent October 19, 2012

Farketing

Farketing means false-marketing. This is when companies advertise things about their business that are simply not true. This could be a zoo saying they have great wildlife and only having 3 birds.

Guy1: Hey how come the birdlife zoo only had 3 birds?
Guy2: It's just classic Farketing.

by The Hip Swede September 25, 2016

farken

A alternate form of "Fuck"
Used on message boards to avoid cursing.

Thats farken sick!

Yeah, I know, he's farken gay, why doesnt he just leave the forums?

by Floyd The Barber January 29, 2005

FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.

No Taylor I can't go Loko with 4Loko tonight, I have an appointment with my FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

by djkahlie October 22, 2010