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When you're totally in the mood to masturbate, but can't (for whatever reason).
Every time that cute girl comes into the bagel shop ... I get quite fappish.
fappish by ibpms247 January 10, 2013
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foppish dandy 

Foppish Dandies are gentlemen of wit and learning, who are known to jape and jest at the expense of others. They wear only the finest doublets and waistcoats, and their devastating bon mots are feared by ladies and gentlemen of good standing every-where.

Foppish Dandies tip their caps at jaunty, rakish or even saucy angles. They compose satirical quatrains while prancing merrily, gadding about gaily, kicking their heels to and fro.

They have also been known flout good taste by wearing the gaudiest and most ostentatious monocles. Some Foppish Dandies comport themselves in a boorish manner, and stay up all night drinking vermouth and squandering their family fortunes at whist.
Lord Hamond Snape Titmarsh-Magpie comported himself in a most boorish manner, affecting the dress and japery of a Foppish Dandy and was slapped by no fewer than eight ladies of good standing for his bold and ribald comments.
foppish dandy by Sebastian Gorkamorka September 7, 2008
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A word used in place of describing someone as a "masturbator" or other term related to masturbation.

One might call someone a fappist if they do not wish to get caught using a common sexual slur.
"Hey, you know Nathan?"

"Yeah; he's a fappist."
fappist by Eg' March 17, 2009

fappision 

A portmanteau of the words "fap" and "decision". It's when you take a decision in a post-nut clarity state.
Damn, I can't decide! I'll leave it to a fappision.
fappision by MrShadowy May 31, 2021

Foppish Dandy 

Foppish Dandies primarily are concerned with wit, revelry, and their own stylish appearance. Often confused with gay men (who are also stereotypically well-dressed and witty) they're traditionally unconcerned with sexual preference and many were notorious rakes and womanizers. Well known foppish dandies include John Malcovich in Dangerous Liasons, Andre 3000, Bishop Don "Magic" Juan, Errol Flynn, and the Duke of Windsor.
Mr. W_________, a foppish dandy of eccentric proportion, managed to lure the chambermaid into his boudoire with a measure of port every bit as ample as her heaving, corseted bosom.
Foppish Dandy by ross morrison April 18, 2006

Fappichino 

The act of masturbating, then climaxing into a cup of coffee that someone is planning to drink.
Hey, this coffee tastes funny. awww, shit did you give me a fappichino!!!???
Fappichino by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011
"Foppish" might mean "fruity" (or, better, "characteristic of a formal, effeminate man") but it speaks only to the outward behavior of someone, not to their orientation. David Hyde Pierce in most of his roles (incl. Frasier's brother in Frasier) is foppish, but he's not a homosexual (and neither is Frasier's brother).
Foppish by atemperman October 6, 2003
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