fappissimo 

sudden expression with classic italian flavor of something sexually desirable or abnormally sexual attractive that it can be used for masturbation purposes. It has to be prononced with italian accent on second syllabe like well-known word bravissimo.

Person 1: Dude, look at this chick
Person 2: Oh, that legs, that boobs...Fappissimo!

fappissimo by epischdorf January 14, 2012

Fartissimo 

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.

The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!

Fartissimo by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011

fappision 

A portmanteau of the words "fap" and "decision". It's when you take a decision in a post-nut clarity state.

Damn, I can't decide! I'll leave it to a fappision.

fappision by MrShadowy May 31, 2021

fartissimo 

a butt-trumpet blast for the ages.

it might not be silent, but it's perfectly capable of still being deadly.

The winner of the vegetarian chili-chomping contest soon found her downfall as her bum began to play in fartissimo, to the delight and dismay of her companions.

fartissimo by Haystack October 28, 2015

fartissimo 

A person who farts very loudly.

ohhh, what a fartissimo!! The echo still lingers !!

fartissimo by RIcketyBalls95 May 22, 2025