Fappichino 

The act of masturbating, then climaxing into a cup of coffee that someone is planning to drink.

Hey, this coffee tastes funny. awww, shit did you give me a fappichino!!!???

Fappichino by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011

Fappichino 

Having any type of caffine infused drink then masturbating, usually resulting in dick rash.

" Last night, I had a bad case of fappichino."

Fappichino by RageFurious December 22, 2016

fappuccino 

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.

-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.

fappuccino by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009

Fappucino 

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography

Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino

Fappucino by chrisco April 9, 2015

Fappacino

Masterbating as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.

Fappacino by spoondawwg February 24, 2013

Fappuchino 

The delicious milky white product attained by fapping. Semen. Cum.

I heard Daphne was a caffeine addict, so I gave her a nice big load of my very own self-made fappuchino.

Fappuchino by Bjorn Y'taar December 12, 2013

fappachino 

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.

"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."

fappachino by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008