2 definitions by ibpms247

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A heavily tattooed cougar
Did you see that tattoogar I bagged from the bar last night ? Her ink was hot !
by ibpms247 January 21, 2012
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When you're totally in the mood to masturbate, but can't (for whatever reason).
Every time that cute girl comes into the bagel shop ... I get quite fappish.
by ibpms247 January 10, 2013
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