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fappish
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When you're totally
in the mood
to
masturbate
, but can't (for
whatever
reason).
Every time that
cute girl
comes into
the bagel
shop ... I get
quite
fappish.
fappish
by
ibpms247
January 10, 2013
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Tattoogar
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A
heavily
tattooed
cougar
Did you
see that tattoogar I bagged from
the bar
last night
? Her ink was hot !
Tattoogar
by
ibpms247
February 9, 2012
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