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fapping fuel
Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.
Keith: "So, I was looking at my girlfriend's magazines while I was taking a shit and I just couldn't stop myself from stroking my cock to the sexy cover of some model in her underwear. "
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."
fapping fuel by thisplacesucksass March 28, 2015
Related Words
Fappichino • fappic • Fappiccino • Fappicino • fapping • fappuccino • fappachino • fappie • fappin • fapic
fappity fap fap
To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."
fappity fap fap by Mikere November 22, 2013
pussy fapping
pussy fapping by Kandi Klover October 21, 2013
Fappcident
Fappcident by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016
fappuccino
The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.
-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
fappuccino by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009
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