Fappiccino

Masturbating as soon as you wake up in order to energize yourself and start the day

Charlie had a rough night. He wanted to have a good day today though so he started his day with a good fappiccino

by Sw1987 February 11, 2021

Flappuccinos

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.

Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Fatpuccino

Instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. Costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. Does make you fat though.

"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"

by Howard Schultz August 18, 2008

fappuccino

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.

-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009

caramel frappuccino

The yummiest drink ever!

I want a caramel frappuccino!

by Xiang Jiao March 10, 2009

Fappucino

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography

Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino

by chrisco April 9, 2015

Fappacino

Masterbating as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.

by spoondawwg February 24, 2013