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fappily ever after
When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.
Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.
fappily ever after by BlackWaltz3 April 25, 2019
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fappily married
That point in your marriage when you and your wife aren't having sex anymore; you just masterbate more often.
fappily married by Hugeau March 13, 2014
fappity fap fap
To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."
fappity fap fap by Mikere November 22, 2013
Fappitydaps
Breasts and/or Ass. To perform sexual intercourse with a woman (uasly with large breasts and a nice ass).
Fappitydaps by CokeLizard March 22, 2011
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