fapoof

To fart into your own hand, and creativly throw it at someone, or in someones face.

Thomas Fapoofed Dave

by Tommy The Talent November 16, 2007

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Fapoosh

When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.

My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.

by the real word definer January 23, 2015

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Fapouflage

Trying to camouflage the sound of yourself fapping ( masturbating ) by introducing another sound, such as putting your music on or flowing a tap, etc.

Mom: "I'm so proud that our son takes care of his appearance. That tap has been flowing a good few minutes. Nothing a mother likes better than to see a groomed son."

Dad: "Hmmm... Fapouflage."

by Little Lord WTF? December 9, 2010

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Fadoof

means to cock-slap.

Eric: Mary if you don't stop talking I am going to Fadoof you!

by GulleyBreeze October 21, 2010

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The process of updating Facebook, while in the bathroom, on the toilet, or while pooing.

This usually happens at work where you can take private time to comment on Facebook happenings.

This does not exclude checking e-mail (personal) or any other web browsing in general.

"Sorry I am late to the meeting, I was Fapooing."
"Anyone seen Bob?" "He is probably Fapooing."

by 7&7 August 18, 2011

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