fapoof 

To fart into your own hand, and creativly throw it at someone, or in someones face.

Thomas Fapoofed Dave

fapoof by Tommy The Talent November 16, 2007

Fapoosh 

When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.

My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.

Fapoosh by the real word definer January 23, 2015

Fapouflage 

Trying to camouflage the sound of yourself fapping ( masturbating ) by introducing another sound, such as putting your music on or flowing a tap, etc.

Mom: "I'm so proud that our son takes care of his appearance. That tap has been flowing a good few minutes. Nothing a mother likes better than to see a groomed son."

Dad: "Hmmm... Fapouflage."

Fapouflage by Little Lord WTF? December 9, 2010

Fadoof 

means to cock-slap.

Eric: Mary if you don't stop talking I am going to Fadoof you!

Fadoof by GulleyBreeze October 21, 2010

Fapooing

The process of updating Facebook, while in the bathroom, on the toilet, or while pooing.

This usually happens at work where you can take private time to comment on Facebook happenings.

This does not exclude checking e-mail (personal) or any other web browsing in general.

"Sorry I am late to the meeting, I was Fapooing."
"Anyone seen Bob?" "He is probably Fapooing."

Fapooing by 7&7 August 18, 2011

fapoozle 

The black Eharmony.com

Man, i met Ira White (BJ) last night on Fapoozle

fapoozle by Nancy Grace April 13, 2009

Fapoon

Much known as a spork but the higher intelligence references the half spoon half fork as a fapoon

Olivia said to Isabella could you please grab me a fapoon

Fapoon by Izzy;) November 19, 2019