faloof

A fat motionless blobbin doing a cartwheel

Wow look at that man go he just did a faloof

faloof by blobsteroonie64xx June 4, 2019

Faloof

noun
(typically used in anger) an uncommon insult targeting self conscious men who are compensating meaning "small pp loser who probably has a shellfish allergy"

Wife: I can't believe you did that!
Husband: I should have never married you!
Wife: I wouldn't if I knew you were such a faloof !

Faloof by Prof. No Name January 9, 2021

Floofer 

An animal or thing that's fluffy and soft

Look at that little floofer I want it

Floofer by KGlonn January 10, 2016

Floof Fansen 

The correct spelling of the current Nightwish vocalist, often misspelled as “Floor Jansen”.

Tarja Turunen and Anette Olzon were better in Nightwish than Floof Fansen.

Floof Fansen by Agent Peach February 15, 2021

floofer 

a floofer is an adorable floofy animal who you just wanna cuddle and hug and they're so soft and cuddly and cute

floofers can also be woofers and that's so cute

"my dog is the floofiest floofer"

floofer by WasabiOS August 12, 2021

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

diddler on the floof by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

Floof 

Mainly foxes, but used to describe any animal or object that is big and fluffy. Such examples include Pomeranians, Shiba Inus, Corgis, Maine Coons, Himalayans, male lions (mane), rabbits, chinchillas, afros, pillows, whipped cream, and others. It can also be used to substitute certain words in common phrases.

"That floof is so cute!" he said while staring at a red fox.
"How the floof did he manage to do that?!"
"What the floof?"
"Are you floofin' kidding me?!"
"Do you want to visit the fox village in Japan?" "Yes, I must hug every single floof there! ALL THE FLOOFS!"

Floof by LilMilo May 6, 2018