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fanjack

Verb - when an online poll is flooded with votes by fans of a particular celebrity, TV show, movie, etc., making the results unreliable. A poll is usually fanjacked after a fan website draws attention to it. A portmanteau of the words fanatic and hijack.
Britney's album was voted Best of 2007? That poll was definitely fanjacked.
by soph1a January 7, 2008
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FapJack

A card game based on the card game "Blackjack" where players fap instead of wagering cash.

Rules:
1. Dealer begins a hand by dealing 2 cards to each player, including themselves. All cards are visible to all players, except the dealer's first card. (Dealer does know value of their first card.)
3. Players choose to "Hit" (dealt another card) or "Stand" (hold with cards they have.)
4. Hands adding up to more than 21 "bust", and loose that round. (A = 1 or 11, J, Q & K = 10, all other are their given value.)
5. Dealers must "hit" if their hand is below 17, or "stand" if equal or above.
6. If dealer gets "blackjack" (is dealt 21 on initial deal of a hand) or has highest hand, all players lose that hand.
7. Player with the highest hand, after all other have busted or chosen to stand, wins the round. (Multiple players can win round with a tie.)
8. Dealer chooses penalty (duration & intensity of faps) when players lose a hand.
9. Players that cum are out of the game.
10. Players that get "blackjack" (21 on first deal of a hand) earn a "rest" point they can later redeem to op-out of a given penalty.
11. If dealer busts, dealer removes an article of clothing and/or does something incrementally more sexually arousing for remaining players than dealer's last bust.
12. Last player that didn't cum, wins. (Alt.: Players that survive preset number of rounds win.)
13. Dealer will "finish" winner off (make player cum) in the way advertised to players before start of game.
by fapnipper May 22, 2020
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Funjacker

A person who is known to ruin the good time being had by others.

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It was a blast at Duff's Brooklyn tonight, with nary a funjacker in sight to put a damper on things
by DanoNYC June 27, 2011
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Funjack

The act of diminishing the fun time had by others, either by design or circumstance.

See also: funjacker and funjacked
I thought we'd never stop laughing, but then Dave's stupidity was a sudden funjack
by DanoNYC June 22, 2011
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Fansacking

The act of using a fan to gently air the male genitals.
I went for a long run but I got so hot I had to come home, lay in bad, and fansack.

I caught my boyfriend fansacking last night.
by Tanny and Lazlo November 19, 2010
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fatjacked

A person who is both muscular and fat.
Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!
by SuzanneG January 17, 2008
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Fapjack

A small round & flat pool of cum left over after a dude beats off.
"Dude, is that a dried fapjack on your sheets?"
by Scrappy SamCat March 10, 2009
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