famography
A story about family, written by family. It is a family's claim to fame about ordinary events that become extraordinary in the context of family.
famography by Grams January 30, 2017
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fartography
the study of the interrelations between fart and place.
by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.
the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.
fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.
among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.
the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.
fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.
among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?
fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.
civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...
fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...
civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!
fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.
civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...
fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...
civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!
fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
fartography by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018
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fartography
joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-
jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography
jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography
fartography by Comrade Plasternasty May 2, 2009
fapography
The art of taking pictures, that one will later use for the purpose of masterbation. Pornography could also be described as fapography.
I was out in the park and took some pictures of this totally hot chick, they are total fapography.
I am going to download some fapography for later ;)
I am going to download some fapography for later ;)
fapography by Peter James Umpleby July 16, 2007
fatography
n. the art of taking pictures in a way that hides your true weight, so as to seem more attractive than you really are.
"So did you meet that chick you were talking to online?"
"Yeah...and you remember that really hot pic of her? Total fatography. She's 110% boom-boom."
"Yeah...and you remember that really hot pic of her? Total fatography. She's 110% boom-boom."
fatography by Derv March 29, 2008
Fromography
Cheese-based pornography.
Possibly derived from the French "Le Porn du Frommage"
Not related to the German "Kaesefilth" which is a hardcore variant for Cheesecake fetishists.
Possibly derived from the French "Le Porn du Frommage"
Not related to the German "Kaesefilth" which is a hardcore variant for Cheesecake fetishists.
"Excuse me Mr ShopKeeper, I am looking to purchase some cheese-based top shelf material, for I wish to debase myself. Can you help?"
"Certainly Sir, Fromography 3rd aisle, top shelf."
"I found your from-mags under your bed you mucky little man..."
"There's codge all over my bloody fromographic movies."
"Certainly Sir, Fromography 3rd aisle, top shelf."
"I found your from-mags under your bed you mucky little man..."
"There's codge all over my bloody fromographic movies."
Fromography by Mr Elephantitis's Twin Brother February 14, 2008
Juff Ass Famograph
When a Twisted fan writes a long and exhausting post, full of run on sentences and incorrect spelling on a Gathering thread, it is known as a Juff Ass Famograph
That dude Bobby wrote ANOTHER juff ass famograph on the Gathering thread again. Admin should boot his juff ass.
Juff Ass Famograph by Kurt Rustle March 8, 2019
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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