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fartography 

the study of the interrelations between fart and place.

by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.

the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.

fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.

among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?

fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.

civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...

fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...

civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!

fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
fartography by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018

fartography 

fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in
joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-

jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography

fapography 

The art of taking pictures, that one will later use for the purpose of masterbation. Pornography could also be described as fapography.
I was out in the park and took some pictures of this totally hot chick, they are total fapography.
I am going to download some fapography for later ;)

fatography 

n. the art of taking pictures in a way that hides your true weight, so as to seem more attractive than you really are.
"So did you meet that chick you were talking to online?"
"Yeah...and you remember that really hot pic of her? Total fatography. She's 110% boom-boom."
fatography by Derv March 29, 2008

Fromography 

Cheese-based pornography.

Possibly derived from the French "Le Porn du Frommage"

Not related to the German "Kaesefilth" which is a hardcore variant for Cheesecake fetishists.
"Excuse me Mr ShopKeeper, I am looking to purchase some cheese-based top shelf material, for I wish to debase myself. Can you help?"

"Certainly Sir, Fromography 3rd aisle, top shelf."

"I found your from-mags under your bed you mucky little man..."

"There's codge all over my bloody fromographic movies."

Juff Ass Famograph 

When a Twisted fan writes a long and exhausting post, full of run on sentences and incorrect spelling on a Gathering thread, it is known as a Juff Ass Famograph
That dude Bobby wrote ANOTHER juff ass famograph on the Gathering thread again. Admin should boot his juff ass.