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Faptograph 

An image of an attractive person that raises sexual arousal to the point where you have to fap.
You see a picture of your favourite celebrity in a provocative pose and it turns you on so much you have to dap. That image has become a faptograph.
Faptograph by teddymeow July 31, 2009

fartography 

the study of the interrelations between fart and place.

by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.

the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.

fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.

among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?

fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.

civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...

fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...

civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!

fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
fartography by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018

fartography 

fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in
joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-

jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography

fatography 

n. the art of taking pictures in a way that hides your true weight, so as to seem more attractive than you really are.
"So did you meet that chick you were talking to online?"
"Yeah...and you remember that really hot pic of her? Total fatography. She's 110% boom-boom."
fatography by Derv March 29, 2008

Mapography 

A state of using map in an archaic runescape where instead of a cartographer the townsfolk of this fantasy land instead use "Mapographers".
Max is right in thinking that the correct term is "Mapography".
Mapography by Omegamaxus January 27, 2010

Juff Ass Famograph 

When a Twisted fan writes a long and exhausting post, full of run on sentences and incorrect spelling on a Gathering thread, it is known as a Juff Ass Famograph
That dude Bobby wrote ANOTHER juff ass famograph on the Gathering thread again. Admin should boot his juff ass.