Fatographer

A professional photographer or a wannabe photographer that has more weight than photography skills. A fat photographer usually will have their butt crack showing when getting down low take shots.

We had a terrible and smelly fatographer do our wedding pictures, the results were horrible!

Fatographer by BillyKnuckleBut April 10, 2010

Flytographer 

Vacation photographer with a modern, fresh, photojournalistic-style.

www.flytographer.com

Flytographer by flytog May 28, 2013

Fauxtographer 

A person who tries to jump on the photography band-wagon by "Pointing-and-shooting" hundreds of terrible pictures, which they will upload to myspace in an album titled "My Photography", "My Art", or "Critique My work". Always followed up by the person adding "Photography" to their General section, or adding "Photography is my life..." to their About Me.

Bulletin posted at 5;34 by Jake: "Guys check out my photography"
Bulletin posted at 5: 41 by Jake: "C'mon guys I'm a photographer now, check it out"

Joseph: Jake the composition of your pictures are terrible... It looks like you just pointed your camera at whatever flowers or animals or graffiti you saw.... Plus half of them are out of focus, and as it got darker, you didn't change your exposure settings and these pictures didn't come out at all... It looks to me like you are a pseudo-photographer, a fauxtographer.

Fauxtographer by Joseph is vegan August 6, 2007

Fauxtographer 

A person that claims to be a good photographer when in reality they just set their camera to automatic mode a start shooting. This person also happens to fumble over photographic terms or has no knowledge of the terms or switches the color mode to monochrome and calls it artistic no matter what the hell is in in frame.

Funny how all of these "candid" subjects are posing and looking at the camera, this person is a real good fauxtographer!

Wow blurry black and white pictures of tree bark... what a fauxtographer.

Fauxtographer by Lightmaster-Cdawg January 28, 2009

fauxtographer 

Similar to a actual photographer, but not a real artist. Not to be confused with a simple camera owner.

Often presented as a guy with an expensive camera or photography equipment for the sole intent of taking pictures of scantily-clad beautiful women. Easily identified by cheesy pickup lines, but some are more subtle.

Mike says to April: "Shoot shoot shoot! When can I shoot you????" Mike is a fauxtographer.

fauxtographer by EyeTack December 12, 2013

Footographer 

\fü-ˈtä-grə-fər\

A foo who practices photography

Ay foo have you seen my homies @nopalito_enla_frente photography? That foos a sick ass footographer!

Footographer by Nopalito April 2, 2021

fatography 

n. the art of taking pictures in a way that hides your true weight, so as to seem more attractive than you really are.

"So did you meet that chick you were talking to online?"
"Yeah...and you remember that really hot pic of her? Total fatography. She's 110% boom-boom."

fatography by Derv March 29, 2008