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famagraph 

(Aka Fam Kid Paragraph) is an extremely long-winded, grammatically atrocious, Facebook comment in the online Juggalo community, usually posted by a Juff ass Twizzler, in support of Majik Ninja Entertainment. Usually contains statements such as “Sheep”, “I’m good fam”, and “Get off Violent J’s dick”, as insults to anyone supporting Insane Clown Posse.
Nobody is reading your famagraph, Juff. Twisted needs a “magic spell” to fix their label...
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fapography 

The art of taking pictures, that one will later use for the purpose of masterbation. Pornography could also be described as fapography.
I was out in the park and took some pictures of this totally hot chick, they are total fapography.
I am going to download some fapography for later ;)

fatography 

n. the art of taking pictures in a way that hides your true weight, so as to seem more attractive than you really are.
"So did you meet that chick you were talking to online?"
"Yeah...and you remember that really hot pic of her? Total fatography. She's 110% boom-boom."
fatography by Derv March 29, 2008

Fagtagraphy 

The art of photographing homosexuals, or anything lame/gay.
Helga went to the gay pride parade last weekend with her new camera. Her fagtagraphy was amazing.

We saw a photo exhibit with dogs at the museum. It was straight up fagtagraphy.
Fagtagraphy by dookie loud November 2, 2010

Juff Ass Famograph 

When a Twisted fan writes a long and exhausting post, full of run on sentences and incorrect spelling on a Gathering thread, it is known as a Juff Ass Famograph
That dude Bobby wrote ANOTHER juff ass famograph on the Gathering thread again. Admin should boot his juff ass.

Fatographer

A professional photographer or a wannabe photographer that has more weight than photography skills. A fat photographer usually will have their butt crack showing when getting down low take shots.
We had a terrible and smelly fatographer do our wedding pictures, the results were horrible!
Fatographer by BillyKnuckleBut April 10, 2010

Femographic

Like "Demographic," but only involves women.
"The key femographic is very keen on Poldark."